We have an utterly disgusting SALE on.
We’re selling a wide selection of incredible Lost Map items at frankly putrid prices.
Have a look at this page: www.lostmap.com/sale
You’ll get all nauseous at our discounts, dry heave at our reduced price bundles, and positively gag at the very thought of all the pounds you are prospectively saving. As if that wasn’t enough, the added 10% discount on all orders over £50 (if you enter the code SCORCHER at check-out) will damn near make you disgrace yourself all over your clean tile floor.
Look, don’t say we didn’t warn you. Be sure and clean up after you.
Oh, and you’re welcome.